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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Trainload Crash
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A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins.

It was a turtle disaster.

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Say What?
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Teacher: "Here is an example of a tongue twister — Sally sells sixty six shells by the sandy seashore... Now try saying that five times in a row fast!"

Little Johnny: "That five times in a row fast!"

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Yo Momma So Big
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Yo Momma is so big...

When she steps on a digital scale it says: To be continued.

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Entrepreneurs
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I wish everyone were like entrepreneurs...

They mind their own business.

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