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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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People are always asking me if I’m a cat person or a dog person...

As if penguins didn’t even exist!

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Did you see the cereal box and the fruit punch?

Now that’s what I call a food fight.

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How do fleas travel?
They itch-hike.

What insect stays healthy all the time?
Vitamin Bee.

What do bugs use to add things in school?
Moth-matics.

What do you call an insect that smells nice?
A deodor-ant.

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What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A Tyrannochorus

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