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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
won: $ 4110.00
$25.00 won 2 votes

Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.

Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!

Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.

Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Teacher: Railroad crossing at the track. How many R's in that?

Little Johnny: There are no R's in 'that'.

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What did the quarter say to the penny?

You don’t make much cents.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
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Yo mamma so dumb...

...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order

...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view

...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
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