Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.
Sincerely,
The Opportunist
People often say, “Elephants never forget!”
But exactly what is it that an elephant needs to remember?
Newspaper Ad:
"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."
I ate a box of Thin Mints.
I didn’t get any thinner.
I don’t think they work.