Success is relative...
The more success, the more relatives!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A classmate and I were walking past a poster in our school hallway.
It featured a photo of Einstein with the words “Even Einstein reads books.”
My friend was amazed: “I didn’t know Einstein’s first name was Even.”