My friend's son worked at a fast-food restaurant when he was in high school. One night while he was manning the drive-thru, a customer told him that the intercom wasn't working properly.
My friend's son went about filling the order while a female co-worker fiddled with the intercom.
After making some fixes, she asked, "Is that okay now?"
"Well, no," the customer replied. "Now you sound like a girl."
The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!
Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, teachers don't really change a bulb, but they can help to make a dim one brighter.
The General Services Administration has experts who actually visit different agencies and suggest ways to streamline their day-to-day routines.
One such expert visited the Federal Communications Commission and suggested that they get rid of the clutter. He suggested, as a start, that they throw out all correspondence over ten years old.
The FCC director loved the idea and replied, "Good thought. But first, we'll have to make three copies of everything."