Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction!

A pastor asked his Bible class, "Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?"

A student replied, "Because his mother was there."

Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...

And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.

"Hocus Pocus" doesn't work anymore...

I think they changed the password.