Always give 100% at work!
Monday - 14%
Tuesday: - 26%
Wednesday - 42%
Thursday - 15%
Friday - 3%
As I was getting in bed, she said, "You’re drunk."
I said, "How do you know?"
She said, "You live next door."
Do you ever wonder...
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
The wife and I were going on a holiday vacation, and when we got to the airport I said to her, "I wish I'd brought the television."
She said, "Why, will you get bored?"
I said, "No, the passports are on top of it."