I gave my son six pieces of cardboard last Christmas.
He asked, "What’s this?"
I replied, "It’s an ex box!"
I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."
She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
My friend called me and said, "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45."
I made it there in 33, which was Record Time!