I have had a perfectly wonderful evening...
But tonight with you wasn't it.
I must say that I find television very educational.
The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"
"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."
"Someday I intend on reading it as well."
"Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"
"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"