Why did the energizer Bunny take so long to go to the bathroom?

Because he kept going and going and going...

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering...

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?"

I said, "Yes I did, but I don't believe everything I read."

I spilled spot remover on my dog...

He's gone now.