Wife: Why are you late?
Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Husband: No, I was standing on it.
Sponges grow in the ocean . . .
I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her...
They got married...
And now he is going through HELL!