Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers...

When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs...

In between, they are just pushed around...

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Well, because class started before I got here.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!