Why do we need a hot water heater?
If it’s hot, it doesn’t need to be heated.
I'm always in the right place!
Unfortunately it's always at the wrong time.
An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the others son.
How could this be possible?
They were husband and wife.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body.