Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?

A: Wee paws for station identification.

Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?

A: “Whooaa, horsey, whooaa!”

Q: Why don’t prison wardens serve strawberries?

A: They keep making the prisoners break out.

I've heard of Preparation H...

But what happened to Preparations A through G?