“How long have you been working here?” one employee asked another.

“Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.”

“Jenny!” screamed her mother, “why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?”
“I have to,” Jenny replied. “That’s where my canary is.”

After his divorce Mr. Lewis realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.

Q: What’s the hardest part about skydiving
A: The ground.