Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Did you know my wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It’s called On and On Anon.

I’m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity.
“I just can’t put it down.”

The best part about owning a restaurant for cats is the your customers don’t complain when they get hair in their food.