Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.

How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”

Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.