Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.

The best part about computers is that they make very fast, specific mistakes.

A software expert claims: “My software never has bugs -- it just develops random features.”

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear.

He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?"

The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”