Major damage after Hurricane Miley and Hurricane Cyrus merged together and then jammed into the mainland...
Witnesses say the scene looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball.
Where do you find lost silverware?
Answer: At the fork in the road.
Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?
Everyone said it was his fault.
Fred: I’ve invented a truck that runs on water.
Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires?
Fred: So it can run on water.