Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.
Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?
Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.
She was the champ!
The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.
I once had an invisible calendar.
Now that's something you don't see every day.
I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.
It’s only weird if you say it backwards.