My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...
It never really took off.
I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...
It was a broth of fresh air!
My first apartment was so close to the Airport...
That every time I went to the kitchen to make a brew and a sandwich, the stewardess told me to get back to my seat.
My son wanted a proper drum kit for his birthday but I got him a miniature one.
I'm now expecting wee percussions.