Riddle me this...
If 2 vegans fight, is it still a beef?
Or is it a beet down?
Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows.
They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.
A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.
Reports say he didn't suffer too long...
As he was only married 3 days!
What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?
It mega hertz.