My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her.
Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.
I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
I was disappointed.
There was no plaque.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.
Having too much sex can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal...
On the 14th of November...
2019...
At 3:19pm.