A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
What do you call words that upset rabbits?
They're called 'Hare Triggers.'