Past Winners

A group of etymologists has discovered the two root words of the word 'politics'.

Greek polu-, from polus, meaning much, many.

Tick: Any of numerous small bloodsucking parasitic arachnids of the family Ixodidae, many of which transmit febrile diseases, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.

Make your own conclusions.

A man and his wife attended a dinner party at the home of their friends. Near the end of the meal, the wife reprimanded her husband. "That's the third time you've gone for dessert," she scolded. "The hostess must think you're selfish and an absolute pig."

"I don't think so," he said. "I've been telling her it's for you."

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

8 yr old nephew: "To get to the idiot's house."

Me: "Oh... uh... yeah, good one, haha."

8 yr old nephew: "Wanna hear another one? Knock knock..."

Me: "Who's there?"

8 yr old nephew: "The chicken."

Two farmers, a bit hard of hearing were talking.

Frank: Are you going to Adrian's today?

Joe: No, I’m going to Adrian's.

Frank: Oh, my bad. I thought you were going to Adrian's today.