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The student: I walk... you walk…
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.
The student: I run... you run…
Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1) Crimes
2) Accidents
3) Marriages
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There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson.
She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man comes home and his wife jumps out and screams in his face.
He just looks at her and says, “You don't scare me. I am married to your sister!”
"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"
"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."
"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"
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