Past Winners

Man on phone: Hello, young man, could I speak to your mother or father?

Little Johnny: My parents aren’t home.

Man on phone: Could I leave them a message?

Little Johnny: Sorry, we don’t have an answering machine.

They once created a street called Chuck Norris but had to change it.

No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

Her: “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

Me: “Our relationship is what? Over.”