Past Winners

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting!”

So we stopped playing chess.

We are so proud of our neighbor who is a registered nurse...

She came up with the idea of putting band-aids in the refrigerator to take care of cold cuts.

Man: "Oh Guru! Why is it that when I open my eyes in bed at night, I see an aura light around my wife's head? What does it all mean spiritually?"

Guru: "She's checking your cellphone."

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark, my words!”