Past Winners

"Darling," said the husband to his new bride, "I am not casting any reflections on your cooking, but I sure wish you could learn to make the kinda of bread my mother use to make."

"I don't think that should be too difficult," she said sweetly, "If you will learn to make the dough my father used to make."

Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut.

Father: What makes you think that?

Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space.

There’s a new cereal out called 'LOST'...

So when your mom goes to the supermarket next time tell her to “Get LOST!”

What is the sole purpose of a middle name?

So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!