Past Winners

On a wintry day, my 90-year-old father was in the supermarket trying to pay for his groceries. Bundled up against the cold, his gloved hands were having trouble retrieving and counting the exact change.

The transaction evidently took too long for the man behind him in line, who muttered a curse.

Dad stopped counting, turned around, and warned, “Be quiet or I’ll write a check.”

COVID-19 should be renamed “The common core virus”...

Because none of the math is adding up!

Teacher: "Walter, spell FROG."

Walter (rather frightened): "F-R, F-R..."

Then the boy sitting in back of him stuck him with a pin and Walter yelled, "Oh gee!"

Teacher: "Correct!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...

If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!