- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
My 7 year-old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but... look at the phones that kids your age are making in China!"
My wife and I are a temperamental couple...
I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.
Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk!”
Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk!”
Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.”
Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”