It was Dad's turn to read Little Johnny a bedtime story. After twenty minutes, Mom called up the stairs, "Is he asleep?"
Little Johnny called back, "Yes, finally."
Dentist: "This will hurt a little."
Patient: "Okay."
Dentist: "I've been sleeping with your wife for a year now."
Yesterday I saw my neighbor kicking in his own door...
Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home.
You matter...
Until you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light.
Then you energy.