Past Winners

As a college graduate, I don't intend to spend the rest of my life being a waiter.

But it puts food on the table.

Why is Two Face one of the best villains?

Because he's not half bad!

“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”

*Clicks forgot password.*
*Changes password.*

“New password can’t be old password.”

Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like.

If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.