Past Winners

My son and I were walking our small dog when he took off after a duck and jumped into the river. A nearby German tourist jumped into the river to save our dog.

When he'd climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog. Dry him off, keep him varm and he vill be fine.”

We thanked him profusely, and my son asked him, "Are you a vet?"

"VET?" he exclaimed. "I am soaking!"

Why is the Black Panther video game so easy?

Because you get nine lives.

Billion-dollar idea...

A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

Little Johnny is visiting an art museum with his parents. When they enter the main room, he observes a sign reading, "ART OBJECTS."

Johnny then taps his father on the shoulder and asks, "If art objects, why is he letting everyone look at his paintings?"