Past Winners

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion...

But doesn't.

My wife was upset when she told me she had failed her driving test.

I said, "Oh no, what did they pull you up on?"

My wife replied, "A rope. The car's still in the canal."

I just got a job making plastic Draculas.

There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.

A 9 year old girl has disappeared...

She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.