Past Winners

Top 5 Signs that you Travel Agent is not very good:

Just booked your cruise to Las Vegas.

He spelled Europe with a ‘Y'.

Just asked, "How do you feel about cattle cars?"

Picks connecting flights using the "Eeny! Miney! Mo" method.

Just said, "England? Never heard of it!"

Tommy: "Oh no, it's a run home!"

Suzy: "Don't you mean a home run?"

Tommy: "No, I really do mean a run home. I just hit he ball through Mr. Johnson's window!"

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a talking bird. The owner takes him to a parrot and says, "This parrot is guaranteed to speak after a little training."

The man seems skeptical but buys the bird.

The next day, he calls the pet store and says, "I spent three hours trying to get this parrot to speak, but I can't get a single word out of it."

The owner says, "Don't worry, sometimes their beaks are a little too long. Just file a little bit off of the tip. Just don't file too much or you could kill him."

The next day the man brings the parrot back to the pet store -- dead at the bottom of the cage. The owner sees that and says, "I told you not to file too much of his beak!"

And the mans says, "I didn't get a chance to file anything. He died right after I put him in the vise!"

Quitting Social Media is the adult version of running away from home...

We all know you do it for attention and you'll be back soon.