Past Winners

John: How's your new alarm clock working out?

Fred: It didn't work out at all. It gave me so much trouble I returned it to the store.

John: Really! What was wrong with it?

Fred: It kept waking me up every morning.

You know the job market is really bad when you can't even get hired as a volunteer!

"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

Teacher: "What is an OS? And give me an example."

Student: "An OS is a word which can be used instead of saying 'Oh Yes'. For example, do you like ice cream? You can reply, ‘Oh, yes' or 'OS.'

Teacher: "You may sit down now."