Past Winners

Boss: “The word 'Impossible' does not exist in my dictionary!”

Secretary: “Well Sir, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

PenalTEA.

Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."

Lily: "So what do you do?"

Jake: "I close my eyes."

A married couple were quarreling.

Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?

Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes.