Past Winners

This guy wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?"

Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale"

I never made a mistake in my life!

I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

After finishing the 'cured ham' dinner, Mable asked her husband, "I wonder what the ham was cured of?"

John: "When I was taking psychology classes in college, they taught us that the first sign that someone is going insane is that they grow hair on their knuckles."

Fred: (While looking at his knuckles) "Really? I didn't know that."

John: "Yes. And do you know what the second sign is?"

Fred: "No. What?"

John: "Looking for it."