Past Winners

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"

His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."

A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.

So he got married.

Now he forgot what science is all about.

Life is like a Rubik's cube...

Easy to mess up, hard to solve.

As men grow older their hair begins to grow deeper into their scalp.

If it touches grey matter, it turns grey.

If it hits nothing, it falls out.