Past Winners

10/13/2017 To 10/20/2017
$10.00 won 5 votes

Blood may be thicker than water, but baseball beats them both.

I learned this after explaining to my two boys that they were half-Lithuanian on their father’s side, and half-Yankee, meaning their other set of parents came from an old New England family.

My younger son looked worried. "But we’re still a hundred percent Red Sox, right, Mom?"

5 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
10/13/2017 To 10/20/2017
$9.00 won 5 votes

Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.

Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.

The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid’s ten-page report.

The topic?

"Save Our Trees."

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "stee" |
10/13/2017 To 10/20/2017
$8.00 won 6 votes

Standing on the sidelines, during a game being played by my school’s football team, I saw one of the players take a hard hit. He tumbled to the ground and didn’t move.

We grabbed our first-aid gear and rushed out onto the field. The coach picked up the young man’s hand and urged, "Son, can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."

6 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "srg" |
10/13/2017 To 10/20/2017
$7.00 won 5 votes

My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer’s computer all morning and was still tense from the session.

When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car.

I couldn’t help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, "Scroll up, honey."

5 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |