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A mason visited a house to repair the water leakage of the ceiling. He found the hour owner drinking.

He asked, "When did you come to know that your ceiling is leaking?"

The owner replied, "Last night when it took me three hours to finish a single peg."

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Panhandler: "Please sir, can you give me $10?"

Man: "Sorry, don't have any change. All I have is a $50 bill."

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Me: "Oh God, please save me!"

God: "Would you prefer as a JPEG file or a PDF file?"