Past Winners

I was trying to lose weight...

I saw cake...

Cake saw me...

Cake has now disappeared!!!

"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"

"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."

A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s room with toys and games. In the optimist’s room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.

That night, the father found the pessimist surrounded by his gifts, crying.

“What’s wrong?” the father asked.

“I have a ton of game manuals to read … I need batteries … and my toys will all eventually get broken!” sobbed the pessimist.

Passing the optimist’s room, the father found him dancing for joy around the pile of droppings. “Why are you so happy?” he asked.

The optimist shouted, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”

What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.