Past Winners

My three-year-old grandson sat in the bathroom with me, watching as I removed my dentures and brushed them.

After a few minutes, he asked, “Can you take your ears off too?”

We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants in town when my friend pointed to the menu and told the waitress, "I’ll have the #24."

"Uh, Jim," I whispered, "that’s the price, not the meal number."

"Oh," he said. "Then give me the #12."

Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?

Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Book-Worms!!!