Past Winners

During a visit to our friend’s home in Canada, we were welcomed with a wonderful breakfast. But my six-year-old daughter was not impressed.

"Your pancakes are smaller than my mom’s," she told him.

He replied, "That’s because of the exchange rate."

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"

Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"