Past Winners

Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!

What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

Sally: What is the greatest labor saving device known to man?

Wilma: I don't know.

Sally: Tomorrow.

Wilma: Tomorrow?

Sally: As in 'I will do it tomorrow.'

In court, the judge asked the accused, "Did you take Mr. Fred's wallet?"

The accused replied, "Yes, yes I did. I didn't want him to shoot himself."

Confused by the reply, the judge asks, "Why do you think he'd shoot himself with his wallet?"

"Because it was loaded, your honor."