Past Winners

A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it says it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine!"

What does a vegan zombie eat?

Grrrraaaaaiiiinnns!

Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"

Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."

Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."

Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"