Past Winners

Why do Barbers make for good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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In case of ACCIDENT:

BRING LOTS OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!

I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college while working for my parents as their daughter.

My young son ran to me, crying. “Daddy, I stubbed my toe,” he sobbed.

“Let me kiss it and make it better,” I said. “Which toe was it?”

“The one that has no roast beef.”