Past Winners

Parent: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"

Child: "Well, you did say it was my lunch money."

What has two arms but can't raise them?

A chair.

Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...

He was picking his nose.

Around 3pm every afternoon, I think it's time to put an "OUT OF ORDER" sign on my forehead and call it a day.